I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-am.

Do you like green eggs and Cam?

I do not like them Sam-I-am.

I do not like green eggs and Cam

Would you draft him in your house?

Would you draft him for your spouse?

I will not draft him in my house.

I will not draft him for my spouse.

Would you draft him in practice mocks?

Would you draft him in your socks?

I will not draft him in my house.

I will not draft him for my spouse.

I will not draft him in practice mocks.

I will not draft him in my socks.

You may like him. You will see.

He’s a former MVP.

I do not want him. Can’t you see.

Just go away and let me be.

Could you? Would you? On a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not draft him replacing the G.O.A.T.

It seems much too shady,

to draft the quarterback who replaced Tom Brady.

I will not draft him in my house.

I will not draft him for my spouse.

I will not draft him in practice mocks.

I will not draft him in my socks.

I do not like green eggs and Cam.

I do not like them Sam-I-am.

You do not like him. So you say.

Draft him. Draft him. And you may.

Sam, if you let me be,

I will draft him. You will see.

(And he drafts him.)

Say! I like green eggs and Cam.

I do! I like them Sam-I-am!

When the Patriots get down to the three,

They give it to Cam for another TD!

It matters not if he runs left or right,

He scores a bunch of fantasy points that are out of sight!

I really like green eggs and Cam!

Thank you! Thank you! Sam-I-am.