Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’
A real gangsta-ass fantasy analyst plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass fantasy analyst never runs his mouth
'Cause real gangsta-ass analysts don't start Twitter fights

And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta’
'Cause gangsta-ass analysts think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year, twenty-four seven
'Cause real gangsta ass analysts don't sleep

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’
Helping drafters find some late round steals
Although I was born in Chi-town
Now I'm in the league makin' deals

Damn it feels good to be gangsta’
I mean one that you really don’t know
Because when I hit on my longshot sleeper
They’ll remember that score fo’ sho’

Now gangsta-ass analysts come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed with their takes in the past
But this gangsta’ here was a smart one
Started telling awful jokes that will last

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’
A real gangsta-ass analyst knows how to play
Drafting the players who score a lot of TDs
Racking up W’s is my way

These other so called “experts” give lots of stats
Either in their TPS reports or on their fancy sites
But most of those stats don’t matter
It’s all about your players makin’ highlights

In August, these fools talk a lot of smack
That’s not Ringo’s style, he’s no cocky ass, pranksta’
All he cares about is helping folks win titles
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’